The following commentary is based on a column I wrote earlier this semester. I wrote of a personal experience where I played in the Northwoods Summer Collegiate Baseball League. It was only a small piece of one of my greatest experiences up to this point in my life. The following commentary will hopefully illustrate how the two fearless hot dog lovers made it all possible for me.
In the spring of 2007, I had, by far, my best baseball season as a Loper. My velocity was close to the 90 mph mark which made my specialty, the curveball, a.k.a. the number two, the bender, Uncle Charlie, Lord Charles, biter, breaking ball, deuce, dew drop, hammer, folly floater, snapper, Mr. Snappy, nose to toes, pull the string, tumbler, yakker, or whatever you want to call a curveball, even better.
Along with personally having a good season, as a team, we were close to the top of our division going into the conference tournament. We went on to win the tournament for the first time in UNK baseball history. After that, we moved on to the regional where we beat Sonoma State, the number one team in the nation. Although we lost the next two games to end our season, we managed to shock the Division II baseball world.
In the time leading up to the summer, I contacted the coach of the San Diego Black Jacks , a college summer league team, and he invited me to play on the team. It wasn’t the best league, but there were some talented players coming from quality Division I programs who lived in the San Diego area. The baseball was ok but going to the beach everyday in the perfect 80 degree heat and swimming in the warm Pacific seemed more important at the time. That went on for about a month.
Until I got the call.
One of my fellow Loper pitchers was playing for the St. Cloud Riverbats at that particular time. I answered the phone and we carried on a standard greeting like two close college baseball teammates might have…and then the conversation turned.
He began explaining to me that their pitching staff had two open spots and their General Manager was interested in having me pack up my stuff in San Diego, and make my way to St. Cloud Minnesota. And without hesitation I told him that I would be there. The next day the General Manager called me, and I had an interview of sorts with him that went very well. And it was settled I was heading to Minnesota to play in the best Summer Collegiate baseball league in the country. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity that I could not pass up. It was one of those things where you don’t have a shred of doubt in your mind. Like a job opportunity to work for the best company in your career field. You have to do it. I did it. I figured I had my whole life to spend time on the beach. Only a small bunch of players in the nation get that opportunity each summer, and my number was called.
The Northwoods League is perennially filled with Major League draft picks. And not just draft picks, first round draft picks. Granted, I wasn’t one of them, I was still playing with them and against them. The cream of the baseball crop. Our right fielder was the 37th overall pick in the following MLB draft. One of our pitchers went a bit later in the first round, and now plays for the Detroit Tigers and I regularly see him pitch on TV. Our second basemen went in the second round. I watched our catcher start in the College World Series in Omaha for Texas A&M. And many others from the Riverbats went later in the draft and currently are scattered throughout the minor leagues.
On top of that, the fan support around the league was tremendous. We played in front of thousands of people night in and night out. We signed autographs for people of all ages for about 30 minutes following each game. In between each inning there were fan games. There were tricycle races, people throwing intertubes over partners, fans spinning over a bat with their forehead placed on the knob of the bat and racing to first base, and many more. One of my personal favorites happened between innings when were playing against the Madison Mallards. Normally the people spinning over the bats make ten rotations and then race to first base. Well this time, the announcer had them do more like 25 turns. One of the contestants proceeded to came out of the shoot directly for our dugout. He crashed and burned right into the fence at the top of our dugout, stood up, and gave a “woo hoo,” letting the crowd know he was more than a bit intoxicated.
We also had many themed games. The Vikings cheerleaders came in their uniforms and threw the first pitch one game. As you could imagine, both dugouts were filled by wide eyed young men with their jaws touching ground. Another time, former NFL and Chicago Bears great William “The Fridge” Perry signed autographs before and after a game. He still stands as the biggest human being I have ever seen in person. I met him after the game and he seemed like a real straight shooter. To my surprise, I later found out from our upper management that he drank over 20 draft beers in a two hour period while watching the game from behind home plate. It didn’t phase his 6’5 350 pound frame. On the road, we rode on a chartered bus with beds on it. We ate catered food after games from places like Chili’s, Olive Garden, and Famous Dave’s, to name a few.
After home games we ate burgers and hot dogs from the concession stand, which brings me to the reason why I was able to join that great organization. After one game in particular, just prior to me getting the invitation to play in the Northwoods, two pitchers got into a physical altercation over a hot dog…that’s right a hot dog. One pitcher took three hot dogs, when they were only supposed to get two. The other pitcher didn’t like it very much and spoke his mind. They were both a couple of hot headed individuals and their tempers rose. They took the argument out of the clubhouse and into the parking lot. With fans all around them, they got into a good old fashioned fist fight, and later that night got the boot. The General Manager kicked them off the team without hesitation. I wish that I knew those pitchers because I would personally thank them for opening the door to the best experience of my life. Or maybe I wouldn’t, because I’m not a fighter.